Wednesday, February 11, 2004  

I have a wireless keyboard with a built in mouse. Well, at least I DID have a wireless keyboard with a built in mouse. My comp has been pissing me off lately on an increasingly regular basis. First of all, I get "illegal operation" messages for no real reason. Then some Russian fuckhead porn site decided to install something into my comp which redirects me to its site rather than where I actually want to go - this of course also springs several pages of pop up porn advertising because afterall we all know that if they put all this shit in your face, you're gonna be more than happy to buy a membership with them - genius.

Anyway, above all this, earlier today my web pages started loading slower than ever and because my wonderful Russian college slut offering hosts have had problems, I can't get to any websites without having a link to them. If I type in the address - it redirects me, but then fails completely.
THEN, my hilarious keyboard decides to join in on the fun and starts typing up different symbols and letters to the keys I'm actually pressing.
Unfortunatly and with much "regret" I am now sitting with my old wire keyboard and mouse combo after my wireless one has met with an unfortunate bundle of accidents.
It accidentally got in the way of 20 punches, 8 elbow drops, 4 body splashes and around 6 throws.

But on the plus side, the boilers fixed.

   [ posted by Pete @ 6:40 PM ] [ ]